damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

official-megumin:

christs-cock:

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

congrats on being so awful a boyfriend you destroyed homophobia

antelopian:

mlarayoukai:

Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love

Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it’s a match made in heaven and they’re t4t also

shadowpuppy2:

evilnicegirl:

middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

Master the rules then grow beyond them obviously

little-alien-duck:

if I were doctor who showrunner I would instigate a policy that every season should have one episode where the stakes are so low. like the worst possible outcome is our characters are incredibly embarrassed, just some good low stakes shenanigans (pranks, good-natured competition, etc) however I would also instigate a policy wherein every season should have one episode that lacks violence entirely but is still so wildly fucked up and unsettling that you are afraid to go to sleep that night and haunted by it for years to come. these two episodes CAN be back to back. 

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noxtheox:

noxtheox:

Just seen a bathroom sign that says “Femmes”. Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the “woke mob” but not from the dastardly Frenchman

(via durnesque-esque)

despazito:

despazito:

Young people and old people’s complacency and acceptance of autoplay terrifies me if I’m finished a video and another begins playing THAT I DIDN’T CHOOSE I’m already loading my gun

Science needs to put me in a brain scanner so they can see the Evil Lobe light up whenever Im fed an autoplay video or unskippable ad

luulapants:

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

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swan2swan:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

mono-red-menace:

korby-left-front-away-from-me:

mono-red-menace:

mono-red-menace:

mono-red-menace:

mono-red-menace:

copper my beloved

rose gold, brass, bronze, what cant she do

beautiful base colour, beautiful patina, and it mixes to make beautiful alloys. 10/10 best metal.

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she also makes up so much of your wiring, she’s a working gal too.

what CANT she do

Don’t forget about the most beautiful blue made by copper sulfate!!

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my absolute FAVOURITE comments on this post are ones like this.

where they just add on something ELSE that copper does. it’s great.

When you need to work in an atmosphere where a stray spark could cause an explosion, you switch out your steel tools for copper alloys since it conducts heat much better and thus won’t spark easy.

So when Tumblr user @mono-red-menace​ hypes up copper, it’s a 60k-note banger, but when I, Ea-nasir,

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thebreakfastgenie:

uberguber89:

pigcatapult:

lonely-boiii:

aflotanir:

ima-giant-turtle:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

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She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

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